have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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