Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize