blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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