dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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