so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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