grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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