Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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