There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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