Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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