i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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