so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's Friday. Sex?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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