Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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