found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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