So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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