Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
