I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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