i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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