I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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