how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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