Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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