And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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