I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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