The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Sext me about skeletons
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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