We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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