we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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