STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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