You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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