I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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