so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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