I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
