okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
