How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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