if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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