I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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