I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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