That's when you crack a 10am beer
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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