Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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