at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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