I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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