physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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