But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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