operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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