I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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