i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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