Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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