How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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