i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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