You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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