Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Randomize
