You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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