Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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