yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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