I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There r osticjed everywhere
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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