Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
