You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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